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Mr Tourettes view on The BBC and Swearing!

Posted on June 5, 2011 by CharlesGH

To swear or not f###ing swear? That is the f###ing question! What the f#ck is the BBC thinking of? They really are a bunch of tw@s! Where has all the f###ing decency gone in our f###ing country? I’ll f###ing tell you where … Continue reading →

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Mr Tourettes View On People Who Do SPAM!

Posted on May 23, 2011 by CharlesGH

SPAM, SPAM, eggs and SPAM…But I don’t like SPAM! We’ve got eggs beans chips and SPAM. But I don’t like SPAM!!!!!!! I thought I was the only sad f##cker who had time to waste on my f###ing Blog! If I … Continue reading →

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Mr Tourettes’ view on the Euro-vision Song Contest.

Posted on May 15, 2011 by CharlesGH

I must be the only f###ing person in Europe who did not watch this pile of crap. What the f#ck happened to Terry f###ing Wogan? Since when did Northern Iraq become a member of Europe!? Why are Jedward not dead? … Continue reading →

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Mr Tourettes Guide To Wearing The Bhurka!

Posted on May 6, 2011 by CharlesGH

For any one who doesn’t know what a f###ing Bhurka is: It’s one those long black dress type things that some of our ethnic friends wear ( from head to foot) They look like f###ing walking post boxes! Having recently … Continue reading →

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Mr Tourettes’ Prognosis of The AV System.

Posted on April 23, 2011 by CharlesGH

When I was  Master Tourettes in the early years of my life, I was told:  If you can’t win a game you not f###ing good enough! Now f#ck off and practise! Now we’re being told by those f###ing Labour w#nkers: … Continue reading →

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Mr Tourettes’ Open Forum On Fuel Pricing.

Posted on April 16, 2011 by CharlesGH

Transport Fuel: I know I’m probably stating the f###ing obvious here, but! Why do we British like having the f###ing piss taken out of us, by our leaders. We’re like a bunch of f###ing puppies wanting bellies tickled by our … Continue reading →

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Mr Tourettes’ Guide To Fast Food and Political Correctness.

Posted on April 10, 2011 by CharlesGH

It’s been brought to my attention, that The Colonel from Kentucky has been told that he can no longer describe his chicken as ” Finger licking good”! Which f###ing hippy dreamt that one up?  Apparently it has sexual connotations! Sexual conif###ingtations my arse. These f###ing … Continue reading →

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Mr Tourettes’ Diagnosis on The N.H.S Dilemma!

Posted on April 6, 2011 by CharlesGH

Oh my goodness, what has happened to the NHS? Hospitals are full of patients, with fewer doctors, nurses and other staff to look after the Great British public. The NHS is consistanly running in the “black”and has a really healthy … Continue reading →

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Mr Tourettes’ Response To The Budget!

Posted on March 25, 2011 by CharlesGH

Do my f###ing ears believe what has been announced? Fuel: An incredible 1 f###ing penny off a litre of fuel! Apparently if you own a f###ing Ford focus that equates to a massive saving of….£7.00! What can you buy for … Continue reading →

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Mr Tourettes’ Guide To Alternative Energy!

Posted on March 24, 2011 by CharlesGH

    After a terrible nights sleep, that was created entirely by my dearest’ -Mrs “T” snoring! I was watching the local news pragramme. The news caster was doing a broadcast on Alternative Energy. Within 2 sentences  he had got on to the … Continue reading →

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