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Mr Tourettes view on The E.U. Referendum!

I know I’ve been very f#cking quiet of late! I have my reason so before anyone starts F#ck off! In 1945 Great Britain won f#ckingWW2. We stopped the Germans, in particular one nasty little fucker called Adolf taking over our … Continue reading

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Mr Tourettes and the EU Deal.

Well f#ck me…it’s been a whole f#cking year since my last post! I must f#cking apologise, do you know what, f#ck it no, I f#cking won’t! I’ve been away staying with relatives down under! What a f#cking country that is! … Continue reading

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Mr Tourettes View on Global Warming!

After many years of serious study I have to conclude: Well f###ing hell it’s finally here! For as far back as I can f###ing remember, we’ve been warned by our friendly scientist types about “Global Warming“! And it’s finally arrived!!! … Continue reading

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Mr Tourettes View On: The Governments’ Idea on: People Who Sign-On Should Do Something To Earn Their Benefits!

To be honest, it makes my f###ing blood boil! Whilst I agree that nobody should get anything for free; I do believe that this latest crock of horse shit our illustrious Government have dreamt up, is only going to give the huge super markets … Continue reading

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Mr Tourettes View On People Who Do SPAM!

SPAM, SPAM, eggs and SPAM…But I don’t like SPAM! We’ve got eggs beans chips and SPAM. But I don’t like SPAM!!!!!!! I thought I was the only sad f##cker who had time to waste on my f###ing Blog! If I … Continue reading

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Mr Tourettes Guide To Wearing The Bhurka!

For any one who doesn’t know what a f###ing Bhurka is: It’s one those long black dress type things that some of our ethnic friends wear ( from head to foot) They look like f###ing walking post boxes! Having recently … Continue reading

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Mr Tourettes Response To Osama Bin Ladens’ Demise!

What the f#ck kept you! 9/11! How long did Pakistan now he was a resident? I can just see the f###ing estate agent taking Mr& Mrs Bin Laden around the said love nest. “I say, you’ve got f###ing familiar face. Love the … Continue reading

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Mr Tourettes’ Prognosis of The AV System.

When I was  Master Tourettes in the early years of my life, I was told:  If you can’t win a game you not f###ing good enough! Now f#ck off and practise! Now we’re being told by those f###ing Labour w#nkers: … Continue reading

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Mr Tourettes’ Guide To The Census.

Having just put the f###ing clocks forward again, I’ve remembered about this f###ing census crap! Knowing me as some of you do (nosey f@ckers) I was taking it quite seriously, the thought of telling the our government all about The … Continue reading

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Mr Tourettes’ Response To The Budget!

Do my f###ing ears believe what has been announced? Fuel: An incredible 1 f###ing penny off a litre of fuel! Apparently if you own a f###ing Ford focus that equates to a massive saving of….£7.00! What can you buy for … Continue reading

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