Category Archives: Mr Tourettes Guide To The Budget

Mr Tourettes View on: The Recent Hike In Fuel Prices!

Posted on October 21, 2012 by CharlesGH

What the f#ck is going on? Just when you think life can’t get any f#cking harder, these robbing twats increase the cost of existing! ( you can’t call it f#cking “living” anyf#cking more!) Mrs Tourettes and I, like 80% of … Continue reading →

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Mr Tourettes View On: The Governments’ Idea on: People Who Sign-On Should Do Something To Earn Their Benefits!

Posted on November 16, 2011 by CharlesGH

To be honest, it makes my f###ing blood boil! Whilst I agree that nobody should get anything for free; I do believe that this latest crock of horse shit our illustrious Government have dreamt up, is only going to give the huge super markets … Continue reading →

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Mr Tourettes’ View on “The Global Economy”:(

Posted on September 30, 2011 by CharlesGH

Basically our friends “The Germans” could not take over Europe as a whole during the 2nd World War, so now they’ve invented a whole new strategy…”The Euro Zone”! Clever little f#ckers really. They seem to have conveniently forgotten who f###ing well bailed … Continue reading →

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Mr Tourettes’ View on Supermarkets and their 5p a bag charge!

Posted on September 7, 2011 by CharlesGH

The way I see this(yet another profiteering exercise on behalf of the Government and supermarkets) is that the problem was first introduced by the f###ing supermarkets in the first place for a bit more free advertising and to litter the nation for decades to … Continue reading →

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Mr Tourettes View On People Who Do SPAM!

Posted on May 23, 2011 by CharlesGH

SPAM, SPAM, eggs and SPAM…But I don’t like SPAM! We’ve got eggs beans chips and SPAM. But I don’t like SPAM!!!!!!! I thought I was the only sad f##cker who had time to waste on my f###ing Blog! If I … Continue reading →

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Mr Tourettes Guide To Wearing The Bhurka!

Posted on May 6, 2011 by CharlesGH

For any one who doesn’t know what a f###ing Bhurka is: It’s one those long black dress type things that some of our ethnic friends wear ( from head to foot) They look like f###ing walking post boxes! Having recently … Continue reading →

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Mr Tourettes’ Prognosis of The AV System.

Posted on April 23, 2011 by CharlesGH

When I was  Master Tourettes in the early years of my life, I was told:  If you can’t win a game you not f###ing good enough! Now f#ck off and practise! Now we’re being told by those f###ing Labour w#nkers: … Continue reading →

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Mr Tourettes’ Guide To Fast Food and Political Correctness.

Posted on April 10, 2011 by CharlesGH

It’s been brought to my attention, that The Colonel from Kentucky has been told that he can no longer describe his chicken as ” Finger licking good”! Which f###ing hippy dreamt that one up?  Apparently it has sexual connotations! Sexual conif###ingtations my arse. These f###ing … Continue reading →

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Mr Tourettes’ Guide To The Census.

Posted on March 27, 2011 by CharlesGH

Having just put the f###ing clocks forward again, I’ve remembered about this f###ing census crap! Knowing me as some of you do (nosey f@ckers) I was taking it quite seriously, the thought of telling the our government all about The … Continue reading →

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Mr Tourettes’ Response To The Budget!

Posted on March 25, 2011 by CharlesGH

Do my f###ing ears believe what has been announced? Fuel: An incredible 1 f###ing penny off a litre of fuel! Apparently if you own a f###ing Ford focus that equates to a massive saving of….£7.00! What can you buy for … Continue reading →

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