For any one who doesn’t know what a f###ing Bhurka is: It’s one those long black dress type things that some of our ethnic friends wear ( from head to foot) They look like f###ing walking post boxes!
Having recently watched a programme on telly about how f###ing liberating they can be, you’ll be f###ing amazed to know that I’ve come up (sorry no sexual undertone meant just in case some p.c tw@ is reading this)with a f###ing great solution! Apparently they are quite liberating, women can wear what they f###ing like under them!!! The mind f####ing boggles!
There seems to be a problem with wearing the said Bhurka! People are worried and feel threatened by the appearance of people wearing these black, sometimes blue garments!
I must admit, Mrs Tourettes & I went to our f###ing great capital a couple of years ago, and whilst on a tube four of these people got on. One said to the others. ” Does my bomb look big in this?” Or was it bum I don’t f###ing remember. I thought, “I’m f###ing off!” After all we are only simple f###ing country folk. What do we f###ing know!
Then I thought of the solution. F###ing inspirational I think you’ll agree!
Why don’t we all wear a Bhurka! That would confuse the f#ck out of these f###ing terrorists.
Just a thought: It would sort terrorism out over night and sort out the spread of any flu type bugs, thus sorting out the N.H.S problem. I’m a f###ing genius!
But now I’ve just been f###ing informed, that they’re are not our f###ing colonial friends but they are…. The Lizard People. A bunch of f###ing aliens wanting to take over our f###ing planet (No f###ing change there then!) and apparently if you ask them to hold a f###ing sink plunger, they become a f###ing Darlek!
Interesting points.
My personal opinion is that they are not women under those things at all. But Lizard people. Yes David Ike was correct the aliens are here now, and hiding in plane sight using a disguise trick they leanrt from scoobiedoo. Get a big bedsheet, cut a hole in it for eyes and no one can tell you are not a ghost.
That or the Darlek invasion, next time you see someone in a bhurka ask them to hold a sink plunger, and viola.. DARLEK.
Most excellent dude! I will always carry a plunger in my car!
why thank you
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