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Mr Tourettes View On: The Governments’ Idea on: People Who Sign-On Should Do Something To Earn Their Benefits!

To be honest, it makes my f###ing blood boil! Whilst I agree that nobody should get anything for free; I do believe that this latest crock of horse shit our illustrious Government have dreamt up, is only going to give the huge super markets … Continue reading

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Mr Tourettes’ View on “The Global Economy”:(

Basically our friends “The Germans” could not take over Europe as a whole during the 2nd World War, so now they’ve invented a whole new strategy…”The Euro Zone”! Clever little f#ckers really. They seem to have conveniently forgotten who f###ing well bailed … Continue reading

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Mr Tourettes’ View on Supermarkets and their 5p a bag charge!

The way I see this(yet another profiteering exercise on behalf of the Government and supermarkets) is that the problem was first introduced by the f###ing supermarkets in the first place for a bit more free advertising and to litter the nation for decades to … Continue reading

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Mr Tourettes Guide To Loosing Your Reputation!

Mrs Tourettes and I have just had f###ing wonderful holiday in Benidorm! Apart from one day when f###ing pissed down! Mrs “T” said she was bored f###ing stiff.  So I decided to ask our f###ing rep what the f#ck we … Continue reading

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Mr Tourettes View on These F####ing Rioters!

Firstly would like to apologise to Mr Tampon Car Rentals for being a bit f###ing boreing of late (I refere to my Home Page) What the f#ck is wrong with this bunch of tw@ts rioting in some of our cities? … Continue reading

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Mr Tourettes’ View on: “Britain’s Got Talent” and other Shit Programmes!

Well what a load of f###ing shit! It never ceases to f###ing amaze me where they get such a load of crap from. Further more what the f#ck type of  people watch such shit? Answer: All those f##kers who watch The … Continue reading

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Mr Tourettes view on The BBC and Swearing!

To swear or not f###ing swear? That is the f###ing question! What the f#ck is the BBC thinking of? They really are a bunch of tw@s! Where has all the f###ing decency gone in our f###ing country? I’ll f###ing tell you where … Continue reading

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Mr Tourettes View On People Who Do SPAM!

SPAM, SPAM, eggs and SPAM…But I don’t like SPAM! We’ve got eggs beans chips and SPAM. But I don’t like SPAM!!!!!!! I thought I was the only sad f##cker who had time to waste on my f###ing Blog! If I … Continue reading

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Mr Tourettes’ view on the Euro-vision Song Contest.

I must be the only f###ing person in Europe who did not watch this pile of crap. What the f#ck happened to Terry f###ing Wogan? Since when did Northern Iraq become a member of Europe!? Why are Jedward not dead? … Continue reading

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Mr Tourettes’ View On Robbers and Other Low life Scum!

Well f#ck me! Another week has just begun and guess f###ing what! My brothers’ garage has been broken into. They’ve stolen his ride-on-mower, his Bar-B-Que and his garden furniture. Duly noted he reported it to the police at 08.30ish Saturday morning, to … Continue reading

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