Category Archives: Alternative energy

Mr Tourettes’ view on the Euro-vision Song Contest.

Posted on May 15, 2011 by CharlesGH

I must be the only f###ing person in Europe who did not watch this pile of crap. What the f#ck happened to Terry f###ing Wogan? Since when did Northern Iraq become a member of Europe!? Why are Jedward not dead? … Continue reading →

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Mr Tourettes’ View On Robbers and Other Low life Scum!

Posted on May 12, 2011 by CharlesGH

Well f#ck me! Another week has just begun and guess f###ing what! My brothers’ garage has been broken into. They’ve stolen his ride-on-mower, his Bar-B-Que and his garden furniture. Duly noted he reported it to the police at 08.30ish Saturday morning, to … Continue reading →

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Mr Tourettes Guide To Wearing The Bhurka!

Posted on May 6, 2011 by CharlesGH

For any one who doesn’t know what a f###ing Bhurka is: It’s one those long black dress type things that some of our ethnic friends wear ( from head to foot) They look like f###ing walking post boxes! Having recently … Continue reading →

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Mr Tourettes Response To Osama Bin Ladens’ Demise!

Posted on May 4, 2011 by CharlesGH

What the f#ck kept you! 9/11! How long did Pakistan now he was a resident? I can just see the f###ing estate agent taking Mr& Mrs Bin Laden around the said love nest. “I say, you’ve got f###ing familiar face. Love the … Continue reading →

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Mr Tourettes’ Prognosis of The AV System.

Posted on April 23, 2011 by CharlesGH

When I was  Master Tourettes in the early years of my life, I was told:  If you can’t win a game you not f###ing good enough! Now f#ck off and practise! Now we’re being told by those f###ing Labour w#nkers: … Continue reading →

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Mr Tourettes’ Open Forum On Fuel Pricing.

Posted on April 16, 2011 by CharlesGH

Transport Fuel: I know I’m probably stating the f###ing obvious here, but! Why do we British like having the f###ing piss taken out of us, by our leaders. We’re like a bunch of f###ing puppies wanting bellies tickled by our … Continue reading →

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Mr Tourettes’ Guide To Fast Food and Political Correctness.

Posted on April 10, 2011 by CharlesGH

It’s been brought to my attention, that The Colonel from Kentucky has been told that he can no longer describe his chicken as ” Finger licking good”! Which f###ing hippy dreamt that one up?  Apparently it has sexual connotations! Sexual conif###ingtations my arse. These f###ing … Continue reading →

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Mr Tourettes’ Guide To Alternative Energy!

Posted on March 24, 2011 by CharlesGH

    After a terrible nights sleep, that was created entirely by my dearest’ -Mrs “T” snoring! I was watching the local news pragramme. The news caster was doing a broadcast on Alternative Energy. Within 2 sentences  he had got on to the … Continue reading →

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