Mr Tourettes View On:”On-Line” Legal Advise and money that banks owe you/mis-sold ppi!

What a load of F###ing Sharks these bastards are! You pay £11.00 for advise, which Me being a thick f###er thought that was that..What a twat I must be! Little did I f####ing know that once you’ve paid  your said £11.00 f###ing hard earned cash; that’s f###ing it ; you’ve signed up for 12 f###ing months of free f###ing legal advise! So me being f###ing me, phone up the bank to stop the 2nd f###ing payment going through, and guess f###ing what!? I f###ing can’t! Not for 51 f###ing days! It’s a f###ing legal loop hole! So I thought I go on-line to get some f###ing legal advise from said f###ing  shark. To be told “Tuff f###ing Tities! There’s f#ck all you can do about it mate, you’ve signed up for 12 months, do you honestly think you’d get legal advise for £11.00?” Rosipsa loquita.(Buyer be ware) Is the legal term! So going back to the trusty bank, I f###ing ask them to stop any further f###ing payments..and again they say: “Can’t do that, but if you pay us £6.00 a month you can get FREE LEGAL ADVISE from us! So I f###ing told them where to shove their f###ing advise! So if anyone wants any f###ing legal advise; ask me!

Now there’s the other f###ing low life scum, who phone you up, to tell you that your bank owes you £4000.00!!!

They give you a reference number; and guarantee you a return, No commission, all for a one off fee of £99.00. There’s an adidge in life…”If it seems to good to be true, it is”!

So for some free advice from Mr Tourettes: If some one tells you that you are owed money, tell them to f#ck off and shove their f###ing phone where the sun doesn’t shine!

For more advise just send me a new £50.00!!:)

 

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