Monthly Archives: May 2011

Mr Tourettes View On People Who Do SPAM!

Posted on May 23, 2011 by CharlesGH

SPAM, SPAM, eggs and SPAM…But I don’t like SPAM! We’ve got eggs beans chips and SPAM. But I don’t like SPAM!!!!!!! I thought I was the only sad f##cker who had time to waste on my f###ing Blog! If I … Continue reading →

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Mr Tourettes’ view on the Euro-vision Song Contest.

Posted on May 15, 2011 by CharlesGH

I must be the only f###ing person in Europe who did not watch this pile of crap. What the f#ck happened to Terry f###ing Wogan? Since when did Northern Iraq become a member of Europe!? Why are Jedward not dead? … Continue reading →

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Mr Tourettes’ View On Robbers and Other Low life Scum!

Posted on May 12, 2011 by CharlesGH

Well f#ck me! Another week has just begun and guess f###ing what! My brothers’ garage has been broken into. They’ve stolen his ride-on-mower, his Bar-B-Que and his garden furniture. Duly noted he reported it to the police at 08.30ish Saturday morning, to … Continue reading →

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Mr Tourettes Guide To Wearing The Bhurka!

Posted on May 6, 2011 by CharlesGH

For any one who doesn’t know what a f###ing Bhurka is: It’s one those long black dress type things that some of our ethnic friends wear ( from head to foot) They look like f###ing walking post boxes! Having recently … Continue reading →

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Mr Tourettes Response To Osama Bin Ladens’ Demise!

Posted on May 4, 2011 by CharlesGH

What the f#ck kept you! 9/11! How long did Pakistan now he was a resident? I can just see the f###ing estate agent taking Mr& Mrs Bin Laden around the said love nest. “I say, you’ve got f###ing familiar face. Love the … Continue reading →

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