Category Archives: Blaire

Mr Tourettes’ view on the Euro-vision Song Contest.

Posted on May 15, 2011 by CharlesGH

I must be the only f###ing person in Europe who did not watch this pile of crap. What the f#ck happened to Terry f###ing Wogan? Since when did Northern Iraq become a member of Europe!? Why are Jedward not dead? … Continue reading →

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Mr Tourettes Response To Osama Bin Ladens’ Demise!

Posted on May 4, 2011 by CharlesGH

What the f#ck kept you! 9/11! How long did Pakistan now he was a resident? I can just see the f###ing estate agent taking Mr& Mrs Bin Laden around the said love nest. “I say, you’ve got f###ing familiar face. Love the … Continue reading →

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Mr Tourettes’ Prognosis of The AV System.

Posted on April 23, 2011 by CharlesGH

When I was  Master Tourettes in the early years of my life, I was told:  If you can’t win a game you not f###ing good enough! Now f#ck off and practise! Now we’re being told by those f###ing Labour w#nkers: … Continue reading →

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Mr Tourettes’ Guide To Fast Food and Political Correctness.

Posted on April 10, 2011 by CharlesGH

It’s been brought to my attention, that The Colonel from Kentucky has been told that he can no longer describe his chicken as ” Finger licking good”! Which f###ing hippy dreamt that one up?  Apparently it has sexual connotations! Sexual conif###ingtations my arse. These f###ing … Continue reading →

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Mr Tourettes’ Guide to The Libyan Crisis.

Posted on March 27, 2011 by CharlesGH

Why am I not f###ing surprised, that yet again we the great western powers- that- be have wondered into a situation which we don’t have the slightest f###ing clue about. The questions are: Who or what is really behind the uprising? … Continue reading →

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Mr Tourettes’ Guide To The Census.

Posted on March 27, 2011 by CharlesGH

Having just put the f###ing clocks forward again, I’ve remembered about this f###ing census crap! Knowing me as some of you do (nosey f@ckers) I was taking it quite seriously, the thought of telling the our government all about The … Continue reading →

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Mr Tourettes’ Response To The Budget!

Posted on March 25, 2011 by CharlesGH

Do my f###ing ears believe what has been announced? Fuel: An incredible 1 f###ing penny off a litre of fuel! Apparently if you own a f###ing Ford focus that equates to a massive saving of….£7.00! What can you buy for … Continue reading →

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