Category Archives: Blaires’ Legacy.

Mr Tourettes’ Prognosis of The AV System.

When I was  Master Tourettes in the early years of my life, I was told:  If you can’t win a game you not f###ing good enough! Now f#ck off and practise! Now we’re being told by those f###ing Labour w#nkers: … Continue reading

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Mr Tourettes’ Open Forum On Fuel Pricing.

Transport Fuel: I know I’m probably stating the f###ing obvious here, but! Why do we British like having the f###ing piss taken out of us, by our leaders. We’re like a bunch of f###ing puppies wanting bellies tickled by our … Continue reading

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Mr Tourettes’ Guide To Fast Food and Political Correctness.

It’s been brought to my attention, that The Colonel from Kentucky has been told that he can no longer describe his chicken as ” Finger licking good”! Which f###ing hippy dreamt that one up?  Apparently it has sexual connotations! Sexual conif###ingtations my arse. These f###ing … Continue reading

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Mr Tourettes’ Diagnosis on The N.H.S Dilemma!

Oh my goodness, what has happened to the NHS? Hospitals are full of patients, with fewer doctors, nurses and other staff to look after the Great British public. The NHS is consistanly running in the “black”and has a really healthy … Continue reading

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Mr Tourettes’ Guide To The Census.

Having just put the f###ing clocks forward again, I’ve remembered about this f###ing census crap! Knowing me as some of you do (nosey f@ckers) I was taking it quite seriously, the thought of telling the our government all about The … Continue reading

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Mr Tourettes’ Response To The Budget!

Do my f###ing ears believe what has been announced? Fuel: An incredible 1 f###ing penny off a litre of fuel! Apparently if you own a f###ing Ford focus that equates to a massive saving of….£7.00! What can you buy for … Continue reading

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