Author Archives: CharlesGH

Mr Tourettes’ Open Forum On Fuel Pricing.

Transport Fuel: I know I’m probably stating the f###ing obvious here, but! Why do we British like having the f###ing piss taken out of us, by our leaders. We’re like a bunch of f###ing puppies wanting bellies tickled by our … Continue reading

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Mr Tourettes’ Guide To Fast Food and Political Correctness.

It’s been brought to my attention, that The Colonel from Kentucky has been told that he can no longer describe his chicken as ” Finger licking good”! Which f###ing hippy dreamt that one up?  Apparently it has sexual connotations! Sexual conif###ingtations my arse. These f###ing … Continue reading

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Mr Tourettes’ Diagnosis on The N.H.S Dilemma!

Oh my goodness, what has happened to the NHS? Hospitals are full of patients, with fewer doctors, nurses and other staff to look after the Great British public. The NHS is consistanly running in the “black”and has a really healthy … Continue reading

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Mr Tourettes’ Guide to The Libyan Crisis.

Why am I not f###ing surprised, that yet again we the great western powers- that- be have wondered into a situation which we don’t have the slightest f###ing clue about. The questions are: Who or what is really behind the uprising? … Continue reading

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Mr Tourettes’ Guide To The Census.

Having just put the f###ing clocks forward again, I’ve remembered about this f###ing census crap! Knowing me as some of you do (nosey f@ckers) I was taking it quite seriously, the thought of telling the our government all about The … Continue reading

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Mr Tourettes’ Response To The Budget!

Do my f###ing ears believe what has been announced? Fuel: An incredible 1 f###ing penny off a litre of fuel! Apparently if you own a f###ing Ford focus that equates to a massive saving of….£7.00! What can you buy for … Continue reading

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Mr Tourettes’ Guide To Alternative Energy!

    After a terrible nights sleep, that was created entirely by my dearest’ -Mrs “T” snoring! I was watching the local news pragramme. The news caster was doing a broadcast on Alternative Energy. Within 2 sentences  he had got on to the … Continue reading

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My first F###ing Post!

Today it’s been brought to my attention that our illustrious leader wants to make homeless people illeagal! He also wants to make it illeagal for them to recieve free f###ing food! The question that needs to be asked is: Who … Continue reading

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