Mr Tourettes Guide To: “Having” Big Teeth!

Some people are just f###ing goofey; others have big teeth!

I don’t know if you’ve read the f###ing papers recently! But there has been a f###ing amazing storey…the best I’ve read for f###ing weeks; a storey that beats the f#ck out of any shit that you’ve read about “The Euro” or anything regarding politics..it takes a real f###ing look at what is f###ing important!

Mickey and Mini Mouse Getting a Divorce.

Mickey Mouse and Mini Mouse were in court, having a divorce, trying to decide who gets all the billions of pounds. After much deliberation the judge came to his f###ing conclusion:

Mr Justice says to Mickey: “I can’t possibly grant you a divorce on the grounds that Mini Mouse has got big teeth!

Mickey Mouse turns around to face the judge (and Mickey is looking really f###ed off)and says: “I didn’t say Mini Mouse had big teeth; I said she was f###ing Goofey!”

 

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