Mr Tourettes View on Global Warming!

After many years of serious study I have to conclude: Well f###ing hell it’s finally here!

For as far back as I can f###ing remember, we’ve been warned by our friendly scientist types about “Global Warming“! And it’s finally arrived!!! 1.12.11 it’s f####ing 8.5c in North Wales!

The Rain forest is a reminder of how fragile our planet is! But still nobody stops these f###ing little wood chopping bastards to stop chopping trees!(can we have some for our log burner please?)

Now we’re having a go at Antarctica and how much f####ing ice is left!

Tonnes of the stuff! Over the last millions of years there has been a f###ing load of ice somewhere on the planet…Some scientist types have even suggested that the poles have moved from east to west, then north to south! (F###ing Poles get every where)

What really is starting to get up my f###ing nose is: We’re paying these scientist types to do these “studies” to go boldly where no one has been before..and indeed where no one is likely to go because it’s too f###ing cold! When somebody has already f###ing been there! Mr David Attenbourough! The clue is there!

If Sir David has been there, it’s true, there must be ice!

So to conclude.…Does one f###ing month in 300 years equal “Global f###ing warming” Or as I suspect..is the Earth on another tilting exercise…It’s f###ing possible that every f###ing time these f###ing Poles move the Earth looses its’ balance. So Stop Immigration Now before it’s too f###ing late!