Mr Tourettes’ View on “The Global Economy”:(

Basically our friends “The Germans” could not take over Europe as a whole during the 2nd World War, so now they’ve invented a whole new strategy…”The Euro Zone”!

Clever little f#ckers really. They seem to have conveniently forgotten who f###ing well bailed them out of financial f####ing ruin after the war….us. (Not The USA)!!

Now this whole f###ing mess was decreed a while ago. Well back in “The Renaissance”!

“F###ing hell”! I hear you say.

The master plan.

First, the clever Germans were supposed to take over Europe by force! That didn’t f###ing work, their economy is f#cked!!

So they lost the war? They decided to introduce The Versailles Treaty! Which f###ing stipulates that if a country looses a f###ing war the victor has to pay them f###ing damages!!

So 40ish years down the f##ing line here we are being held to ransom by a country who was the f###ing poorest in The Euro Zone! They’re telling us and all the other f####ing countries how to run our business! They have invited all the other war torn poor countries to join The Euro Zone just to bleed them f###ing dry threw tax!

You see History does repeat it self. Remember the Romans! Where are they now!

Eleven years ago Mrs Tourettes and I went To Lanzarote, f###ing lovely holiday! F####ing windy though. They were in the process of adopting the f###ing Euro! They’d been told a pack of f###ing lies by the banks(No change there then)about how The Euro would benefit their economy!! I f###ing told them my f###ing views and low and behold I was f###ing right! They’re f#cked! These countries have never really had to pay tax…They’ve never needed to. Now they’re being f###ing fleeced, just like us!

The quicker we divorce ourselves from the E.U. and everything it stands for, the f###ing better. Political correctness and all that shit comes from that shower of shits. Human f###ing rights..my f###ing arse! What about Human f###ing needs instead?!

It’s not even Tony F###ing Blaires fault he’s just a pawn in a f###ing huge game!

Decimalisation! We went from gallons to litres and got charged the f###ing same, plus a bit!

Back in the @70’s we had a f###ing disaster…The worst crash ever caused by the f###ing Labour party tw@ They pumped money that we didn’t f###ing have into the f#cked economy…We were rescued by the unpopular Mrs”T”!( not my Mrs “T”)

Now I’ve just heard that the f###ing Banks are prepared to do the same af###ing gain!

The question here is: If the banks can throw f###ing Billions of pounds at the economy, where the f#ck are they getting the money from? Is there really a global f###ing recession or are we being taken for a f###ing ride? If the western world is bankrupt as the f###ing media make out we are f#cked!

So the question again is: Where is The Bank of England getting the f###ing dosh from!?

I therefore refer to my page on the Introduction of the 5p charge on carrier bags!

So as the “Global Economy” spirals out of f###ing control, the first of many prime ministers are being forced out of control, to be replaced by some f###ing arse licking tw@ that the powers that be want! I don’t pretend to know the answers here, but the problems seem to be with the f###ing introduction of the f###ing Euro and the introduction of countries that clearly thought it was a f###ing great idea to join the E.E.C.

I know I’m probably repeating myself here; but for f#ck sake, how many times does f####ing history have to repeat itself?!