Mr Tourettes View On People Who Do SPAM!

SPAM, SPAM, eggs and SPAM…But I don’t like SPAM! We’ve got eggs beans chips and SPAM.

But I don’t like SPAM!!!!!!!

I thought I was the only sad f##cker who had time to waste on my f###ing Blog!

If I wanted f###ing Viagra or a cheap flight to eastern Europe, I’d f###ing search!

But oh no! It seems that I have a load of people who hale from the eastern part of f###ing Europe, and they seem to f###ing agree with me on most of what I say!( Which is f###ing worrisome) If that is the f###ing case, why do we seem to get all the f###ing scroungers.

It must be f###ing true then! They can’t make in their f####ing country, so they come here sign-on! F#ck nose( I know it’s spelt wrong. Could be a new type of vibrator) it’s hard enough here(no sexual conitation meant) with out lorry loads of scroungers as well.

Enoch Powell was f###ing right! I bet Lord Enoch is jumping up and f###ing down Shouting “I f###ing told you so, you f###ing shower of liberal twats”

So if you people who do SPAM think your in for free ride! As Mrs Thatcher might have said”Read My f###ing Lips & F#ck off”

If you people who do spam are so f###ing clever; why don’t you do something really clever and sort f###ing the economy out! Rather than try and rip the poor unsuspecting public off! First they offer you money for f###ing nothing, then they will try to convince you that you can a f###ing fortune if you do it right(that means paying them money up front)! Just don’t f###ing go there.

The amazing f###ing thing about f##ing spamtwats is; the more I write about them, the more shit they send! What part of “f#ck off” Don’t they understand?What makes me really spit my f####ing dummy out is: They have the f###ing ordasity to ask if I have a problem with Spam!

Since this f###ing Post was posted…guess what? I’ve had f###ing tons of shit in my SPAM! Everything from: Do I need pile cream to Viagra!

SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM,SPAM,SPAM,SPAM,SPAM, SPAMDIDDY SPAM WONDERFUL SPAM!