Mr Tourettes’ View on: “Britain’s Got Talent” and other Shit Programmes!

• Well what a load of f###ing shit!

It never ceases to f###ing amaze me where they get such a load of crap from.

Further more what the f#ck type of  people watch such shit?

Answer: All those f##kers who watch The Eurovision song contest! It must be. Even the stats are pretty much the f###ing same! Which leads me to think there is profit to be made. Lets face it Mr F###ingcowell would not be in it otherwise!

Then there’s f###ing Jordan!!! Who gives a flying f#ck about her?? Oh f#ck me it’s the same f###ing people who watch the  f###ing Eurovision song contest and Britain’s Got Talent!

I’m A F###ing Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! Another pile of shit! Wrong name for a f###ing start…”I’m a f###ing has been trying to get my life back, get me in there.”Should be the name! And who watches this shit? Eurovision Song Contest tw@s.

Americas’ Next Top Slapper! Well, the same has to be said….shit!

Britain’ Got F###ing Lezzers: Is the next f###ing show to come on our screens(not literally) What a load of crap!

And now they’ve got the f###ing ordasity to bring Big F###ing Brother back on, with two Irish tw@s! What a crock of shit

These f#ckers have obviously got too much f###ing time on their hands!

Plan: Every time a a f###ing programme of the said variety comes on; turn the box off. Go for a f###ing walk, shed some pounds! (Lets face it if you’re watching all this f###ing crap you’ll be as fat as f#ck)

Result: N.H.S problem sorted.

• Ratings for all these f###ing crap programmes will drop, so they’ll have to put some proper shit on tele. Which will make paying for our license a bit more f###ing viable.
• It will also reduce the amount of electricity we use at peak f###ing times, which will mean we don’t have to buy expensive f###ing electricity off France.
• Job sorted. We wont have to spend billions on new Alternative Energy plants and f###ing wind farms

A friend of mine has decided to stop paying for her license by ddr. Instead she’s going to send a cheque that’s been photocopied twelve f###ing times and send a copy each month see how they like it!  F###ing genius.