Mr Tourettes’ Open Forum On Fuel Pricing.

Transport Fuel:

I know I’m probably stating the f###ing obvious here, but! Why do we British like having the f###ing piss taken out of us, by our leaders. We’re like a bunch of f###ing puppies wanting bellies tickled by our owners!

And we always believe such f###ing shit by who ever is in charge. Every f###ing Government we’ve had recently excels in Bovine Excreta(Bull shit, for you thick f#ckers).

May be if they told us the f###ing truth sometimes we (the Great British public) might understand some of the ridiculous lies we’re told. I suppose some might call it a “conspiracy theory”. Bollox it’s other name is Truth!

If I can relate this to another of my superior writings of recent:

Mr Tourettes Response To The budget . 1p off a litre of fuel! If that has happened then why are fuel prices going up? Don’t give that f###ing shit about Libya. They only produce enough to keep f###ing Malta going! It’s those f###ing greedy bastards who run the fuel co’s and also so we have to finance the next f###ing war!

Why is there such a huge f###ing difference in fuel pricing within say 20 miles? We’re talking in some cases 15p a litre! The Government needs to address this f###ing massive con that is another f###ing tax. 64% to be f###ing precise. The forecourt  get 5p per litre!

Domestic Fuel:

We’ve been told there will be a reduction in house hold fuels. That, the poor and elderly will get more help to pay their bills! Now we’re being told: Sorry we’re going to have to put the price up by 20-40%. What the f#ck for? Libya and China! Why am I not f###ing surprised, any f###ing excuse for a price increase! Lies, Lies and more f###ing Lies!

• The real reasons for the f###ing increases are: China are having to buy their gas from another country(Russia) because all their fuel is f###ed after the earth quake. What I’d like to suggest is that we buy direct from Russia and cut out the middle man. F##k me, I’ve just f###ing clicked! Or may be we can’t do that because all our f###ing money is really the Chinese’ and that ‘s who is really financing the “Global  F###ing Economy”! We really are f###ed!
• Secondly, The Power Companies told us to turn our f###ing heating down in the winter to conserve f###ing fuel and give cheaper f###ing bills; this we all f###ing did! What’s happened now? Well I’ll f###ing tell you. They did not make enough f###ing profit(greedy f#ckers) These are the real reasons for these f###ing recent increases!

Do you see what I mean? If the f###ing Government told us the truth, we’d probably be a bit more f###ing helpful! So my thoughts are: F###ing go in hard sort the Libyans out, steal their f###ing oil and anything else worth f###ing having. Pop next door and sort those f###ers out and anybody else who wants to f##k about with us. We may as well because half of them will end over here any f###ingway! Oh sorry we can’t do that we’re f###ing puppies!

Once, we were The Global Economy, we’ve handed it over to those clever  f###ing Chinese. Mr f##ing Brown sold all our gold to The Chinese(f###ing genius that was) Even the f###ing Greeks could see how f###ing stupid that was, because even they are buying gold now because they’re currency is f#cked!

I’d like to quote Prince Philip but I might cause him some offence! “You can’t trust these slitty eyed people”

Where has our Bulldog spirit gone. It’s been replaced by some f###ing puppy. That was done by the f###ing soft-under-belly types who run our sad f###ing country today! It all comes down to discipline at school. What that saying? “Spare the rod, spoil the child!”

I think that a f###ing good idea! If in doubt give them a f###ing good slap. ( In the right circumstances) Never did me any harm!! Mrs “T” often gets the whip out. Strictly medicinal you understand!!! Oh happy days:)