Mr Tourettes’ Guide To Fast Food and Political Correctness.

It’s been brought to my attention, that The Colonel from Kentucky has been told that he can no longer describe his chicken as ” Finger licking good”!

Which f###ing hippy dreamt that one up?  Apparently it has sexual connotations! Sexual conif###ingtations my arse. These f###ing arse wholes are f###ing perverted.  If that’s the best they  can “come up”  with(sorry no sexual connotation intended)while they sit on their fat arses all day, they should be f###ing introduced to the dole queue! They’re being paid a f####ing fortune to “come up”(sorry) with these f####ing p.c ideas. Sat in their ivory f###ing towers; next they’ll f###ing ban bananas for being f###ing penis shaped!

F###ing hell if they saw the Camel cigarette ad in the 70’s they f###ing shit them selves.”She’s smiling, because she’s just had a Camel” Now that’s f###ing close to the Knuckle! What was the other one? Oh yes! You can only get two fingures in a Twix!

Fanny Cradduck. (Now there’s a name)…What a national treasure! I remember watching her cookery programme on how to make the perfect Do-nut and Sausage Rolls. After she had preformed said recipes, her husband, Dick (oops) announced, that he hoped that all our Do-nuts looked like Fannys’ and Mrs Cradduck replied by saying that she hoped all our sausage rolls looked like Dicks!

Lets face a few f###ing facts! The average fast f###ing food outlet is pretty f###ing diar.You are served by some poor person who has the embarrassment for being awarded employee of  the week (That loosely translated means..How f###ing rude can I be) who also has the ordasity to sell you a f###ing horrendous lump of what they call food, washed down by a pint of sugar! Then we say how f###ing crap it was, still we keep going back!

What really f###ing pisses me off about the whole(oops) thing is: The  p.c people are more concerned about some f###ing shallow minded tw@ being offended by “Sticky Fingers” than the real issue which has to be: Why are we being sold such f###ing shit in the first place!

Rumour has it that our local council are allowing a K.F.C in our f###ing town! First f###ing Tesco. What f###ing amazed me was that when planning was going forward for said super market, we were assured it would have a positive effect on our Town. Too f###ing right! A positive effect on how to close 12 businesses down in 6 months. Costing people their jobs.

But it’s o.k! The f###ing p.c. people said it’s alright. As long as we don’t upset the big players we’re f###ing sorted!

May I offer my sincere congratuf###inglationts to the THE U.S.A for finally getting rid of Osama Bin Laden(The latest in fish food) Apparently they do take out bins of a week end!

Those f###ing p.c. people are at it again! Apparently the f###er was’nt armed!! Well pardon f###ing me while I shed a tear! What about those poor innocent people who died in The Twin Towers and all the others that have been killed on our trains! If We have not learned from anything from the last 15 years it must be …Keep the f###ing press and media out of war! If  Blaire and Bush had f###ing gone into Saddam Hussien the same way we’d be a lot better off now. There We Are Then: Blaires f###ing legacy!