Well f#ck me! Another week has just begun and guess f###ing what! My brothers’ garage has been broken into. They’ve stolen his ride-on-mower, his Bar-B-Que and his garden furniture. Duly noted he reported it to the police at 08.30ish Saturday morning, to be told there’d be someone out with him within 2 f###ing hours! 19.30 they f###ing turn on the Sunday!!! To busy nicking people doing 33mph in a 30mph zone(good money there)
They are quite happy sat on their f###ing arses on the side of the road catching “Joe public” speeding a bit because the’re late for f###ing work!. Go and catch some f###ing proper criminals!
The f###ing British police force must take f###ing exam in “Stating The F###ing obvious”
The officer in charge of the scene informed my brother: ” There seems to have been a break in, and they seem to have entered the said garage via the hole in the door!” No shit Sherlock!
Report done and dusted off they go to their f###ing sty!
The strange fact here is, that my brother has worked f###ing hard for what he’s got! Then you get some f###ing toe rag thinks oh this rich f###er can afford it I’ll have that. He’ll claim on his insurance! The bastard should be f###ing shot along with all the other thieving f###ers. There’s no f###ing excuse. I think the Muslims might have a f###ing good point. If you steel something we’ll chop a hand off! That’s a f###ing good deterrent!
Our f###ing system is shit! If you steal something you can f###ing keep it! Because some f###ing lawyer suggested that possession is 9/10’s of the f###ing law. If you get caught you’re put in prison. What f###ing happens there? You’ll learn how to do the f###ing job properly! I reckon: Chop a hand off if you steal something. Molest a child they should cut their f###ing dick off and sow to their f###ing head. I could go on!
Drug dealers! Why are they allowed to deal on our f###ing streets? We’ve had the same f###ing bitch selling drugs to children and adults alike for 15 years!!! What do the f###ing police do? Absof###inglutly nothing! Apparently they’re are waiting for Mr Big! For 15 years! Don’t they understand Mr Big is not f###ing coming to a town like ours; he’s not f###ing stupid! Unlike the f###ing dicks who run our f###ing police force. They should cut a big “D” on their f###ing head. At least we’d all know who we’re living with. Oh but wait a f###ing minuet, we can’t do that, they’ve got human rights! Human f###ing rights? Bollox. If you break the f###ing law you shouldn’t have any f###ing human rights! It’s these f###ing P.C Euro Tw@s again! Talking about f###ing low lifes’ They’re the biggest bunch of f###ing gangsters! Who the f#ck voted for them? They did, them selves!
Then I’ve been watching a programme about our f###ing prison service. Did you know we give the f###ing criminals f###ing teles, table tennis and f###ing computers. I suppose so they can keep up with their f###ing under world and keep earning a f##king fortune selling drugs and shit.
Apparently they have HUMAN RIGHTS! Well excuse me; I thought their f###ing human rights went when they decided to brake the f###ing law. No one made them brake the law!
Now it has been brought to my f###ing attention that, they can even f###ing swear at the Old Bill. What the f#ck is that all about? I remember the good old days, that if the Old Bill caught you doing something, you’d get a f###ing slap, and if you told you mum and dad you’d get another f###ing good slap for getting f###ing caught! The Old Bill can’t even slap f###ing hand cuffs on these f#ckers unless they feel under threat!
May be the f###ing Judge that passed this obscenity thinks hand cuffs are for sexual f###ing pleasure only and the scum might get too aroused!
The question is : Who is paying for all this?…Us!
Solution: (Take note Mr Clarke!)
1.Shoot all the f###ing murderers, rapists and terrorists; ship all the other f#ckers off to an island off Shetland armed with a sheep and a f###ing fishing net.
2. Bring back treason. Forget places like Guantamano Bay! If any one is vaguely interested in getting rid of the HRH, send them on a nice holiday cruise and sink the f###ing boat …oops. We could blame it on some f###ing rogue “Uboat” they’ve being trying to get since 1946(sound familiar?) Come to think of why not invite all the Eurotw@s and bingo job f###ing done ( Sometimes I’m over shadowed by my own f###ing brilliance). The only problem would be who would crew said ship I hear you say! That’s f###ing simple. The f###ing scroungers who bleed our once Great country dry, scroungers. There’s f###ing loads of applicants in Rhyl for example! ( Yes I know, not every one is in the same boat!)
Now then another f###ing thing has just happened! Some f###ing low life has got my f###ing bank details and has f###ing fleased me of quite a lot of hard earned cash! The stupid f###ing bastards have gone shopping on-line and topped up their f###ing mobile phone…If you’re going to be a f###ing criminal…be a bit more f###ing clever! (we’re f###ing onto you! Fancy a boat ride:(
The We Are Then F###ing Blaires Legacy (Low Life!)
