Category Archives: Blaire

Mr Tourettes’ view on the Euro-vision Song Contest.

I must be the only f###ing person in Europe who did not watch this pile of crap. What the f#ck happened to Terry f###ing Wogan? Since when did Northern Iraq become a member of Europe!? Why are Jedward not dead? … Continue reading

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Mr Tourettes Response To Osama Bin Ladens’ Demise!

What the f#ck kept you! 9/11! How long did Pakistan now he was a resident? I can just see the f###ing estate agent taking Mr& Mrs Bin Laden around the said love nest. “I say, you’ve got f###ing familiar face. Love the … Continue reading

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Mr Tourettes’ Prognosis of The AV System.

When I was  Master Tourettes in the early years of my life, I was told:  If you can’t win a game you not f###ing good enough! Now f#ck off and practise! Now we’re being told by those f###ing Labour w#nkers: … Continue reading

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Mr Tourettes’ Guide To Fast Food and Political Correctness.

It’s been brought to my attention, that The Colonel from Kentucky has been told that he can no longer describe his chicken as ” Finger licking good”! Which f###ing hippy dreamt that one up?  Apparently it has sexual connotations! Sexual conif###ingtations my arse. These f###ing … Continue reading

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Mr Tourettes’ Guide to The Libyan Crisis.

Why am I not f###ing surprised, that yet again we the great western powers- that- be have wondered into a situation which we don’t have the slightest f###ing clue about. The questions are: Who or what is really behind the uprising? … Continue reading

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Mr Tourettes’ Guide To The Census.

Having just put the f###ing clocks forward again, I’ve remembered about this f###ing census crap! Knowing me as some of you do (nosey f@ckers) I was taking it quite seriously, the thought of telling the our government all about The … Continue reading

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Mr Tourettes’ Response To The Budget!

Do my f###ing ears believe what has been announced? Fuel: An incredible 1 f###ing penny off a litre of fuel! Apparently if you own a f###ing Ford focus that equates to a massive saving of….£7.00! What can you buy for … Continue reading

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