Category Archives: Mr Tourettes’ Guide To The Census

Mr Tourettes View On: The Governments’ Idea on: People Who Sign-On Should Do Something To Earn Their Benefits!

To be honest, it makes my f###ing blood boil! Whilst I agree that nobody should get anything for free; I do believe that this latest crock of horse shit our illustrious Government have dreamt up, is only going to give the huge super markets … Continue reading

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Mr Tourettes View On People Who Do SPAM!

SPAM, SPAM, eggs and SPAM…But I don’t like SPAM! We’ve got eggs beans chips and SPAM. But I don’t like SPAM!!!!!!! I thought I was the only sad f##cker who had time to waste on my f###ing Blog! If I … Continue reading

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Mr Tourettes Guide To Wearing The Bhurka!

For any one who doesn’t know what a f###ing Bhurka is: It’s one those long black dress type things that some of our ethnic friends wear ( from head to foot) They look like f###ing walking post boxes! Having recently … Continue reading

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Mr Tourettes’ Prognosis of The AV System.

When I was  Master Tourettes in the early years of my life, I was told:  If you can’t win a game you not f###ing good enough! Now f#ck off and practise! Now we’re being told by those f###ing Labour w#nkers: … Continue reading

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Mr Tourettes’ Guide To The Census.

Having just put the f###ing clocks forward again, I’ve remembered about this f###ing census crap! Knowing me as some of you do (nosey f@ckers) I was taking it quite seriously, the thought of telling the our government all about The … Continue reading

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